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I Can't Believe It's Not Gambling

PC (Microsoft Windows) • 2017

Should you play it?

Do you love opening loot crates, but hate the tedious gameplay sessions in between? Our marketing department has the game for you! Unbox random items! Get stuff, but not what you really want! Skate legal and ethical lines! Remember kids, its only a video game, so grab your parents credit card!

What works
  • Affordable price
  • Addictive and satisfying gameplay
  • Clever satire of loot box culture
  • Customization of loot boxes
  • Active developer support
Things to keep in mind
  • Repetitive and grind-heavy
  • Minimal narrative or depth
  • Buggy minigame mechanics
  • Lack of cooperative or social features
  • Can be tedious to complete achievements

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Each dot is a game. They are arranged from the same motivation profile as in the “Why this game works” section below. Closer dots usually mean more similar reasons to play (exploration, competition, relaxation, etc.)—not that one game is “better” than another.

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Why don’t the axes read like a score? This view uses t-SNE: it only keeps who is close to whom. The scales are not “good to bad” or hours played—they separate groups on the map. Read distance between dots, not the axis numbers (hidden on purpose).

I Can't Believe It's Not Gambling: Less representative of its motivational profile, with noticeable differences. Motivations that often define this kind of title include Violence, Fantasy, Story, Thrill. Here, the score leans higher than usual among comparable games on Idle, Thrill, Status.

Why this game works

A motivational profile of the game, with the closest similar game for each player motivation.

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