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Thirsty Suitors

Xbox Series X|S, PlayStation 4, PC (Microsoft Windows), PlayStation 5, Xbox One, Nintendo Switch • 2023

Should you play it?

Thirsty Suitors is a surreal story-driven game which throws turn-based RPG battles, skating and over-the-top cooking mechanics together in a spicy fusion! This isn't a dating sim - it's a breakup simulator. Battle your exes. Disappoint your parents. Find yourself.

What works

  • Unique blend of narrative and gameplay
  • Strong character writing and voice acting
  • Diverse and authentic representation
  • Stylized art and vibrant soundtrack
  • Accessible qte mechanics with options

Things to keep in mind

  • Combat can become repetitive
  • Skateboarding controls sometimes clunky
  • Short overall playtime
  • Some story arcs feel abrupt or underdeveloped
  • Limited exploration and replayability

What to play next

Top picks

Games that feel the closest overall

  • Life is Strange Remastered

  • The Legend of Heroes: Trails beyond the Horizon

  • Psychonauts 2

  • Romancelvania

  • Yakuza 4 Remastered

  • Boyfriend Dungeon

  • Child of Light

  • Even the Ocean

  • RUBATO

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Hidden Gems

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  • LunarLux

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Why don’t the axes read like a score? This view uses t-SNE: it only keeps who is close to whom. The scales are not “good to bad” or hours played—they separate groups on the map. Read distance between dots, not the axis numbers (hidden on purpose).

Thirsty Suitors: Broadly representative of its motivational profile, with a few distinct shifts. Motivations that often define this kind of title include Survival, Violence, Competition, Thrill. Here, the score leans higher than usual among comparable games on Intimacy, Fellowship, Expression.

Last update: 25/07/2026